Friday, September 22, 2006

Beer Olympics FAQ's

Is this dangerous? Won't I get hurt or ill?

Probably. Beer Olympics 2006 is a hazardous physical activity. People who are nursing or pregnant should consider not participating. Anyone participating in the Beer Olympics waives all rights to sue the organizers or arena owner, Chairman Horn.

I can't field a team of five, can I still participate?

Yes. If you can't field a team of five but really want to participate, send me an email declaring this. I'll try and pair up teamless people. I'll try and do this as quickly as possible, but if we have have four teams signed up and paid before you can assemble your team you are out of luck.

Fifty bucks seems like a lot. Why so expensive?

Beer for one, food for another. But the wildcard is for the price of things like tables, the trophy, flashcards, etc... Don't worry, you're getting a good deal. Besides, who spends less than $10 drinking all day anyway?

I drink for fun not competitively. Is there a place for me?

Yes. We encourage spectators to come out and enjoy the games. There will be plenty of drinks and you'll be more than welcome to food. Just bring along $5-$10 to throw into the communal food/beverage pot.

I wish to prove the superiority of the female species, can I have a team of all girls?

Yes. The rules clearly state that each team must have two girls, but there is no stated number of dudes on a team. If you've got the balls to compete with five girls, more power to you.

I just sent you an email with all five of my team members. I'm in right?

No. Your team is locked in place when you give me cash or check in the amount of $50. This proves you are serious about competing.

Where can I find more information on this event?

For now talk to the chairmen. In the future there may be a website with pictures of the Roscoe Alexander trophy and other updates. (Note there is, you're on it)

What beer will be served?

Busch Light, or whatever is the cheapest tolerable option. This beer is to be consumed, not enjoyed.

That sucks, can't we get something better? Hey, Rolling Rock would be good! What about Mich...

No. We have to buy four tables whose sole purpose is to be hurled through the air. That hurts the budget, so cheapest tolerable option is the choice. Besides, Horn's abode cannot have anything better than Miller Light. Anything higher quality will spontaneously combust and turn to ashes. Ask Sizlak. His arm is still burnt from when he tried to bring in Sam Adam's Summer Ale.

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