ICRS: Chairman M

Name: Chairman M
Age: 25
Height: 6' 4"
Preferred Drink: Busch Light
Training Grounds: Champaign

Overall ICRS: 4.25

Individual Competitor Score

Tolerance:

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A beer company made the mistake of surveying Chairman M to find out weekly alcohol consumption of Champaign County. What resulted was an hour long conversation with a horrified woman including these responses, "It's hard to quantify the cups of beer that you drink during a kegstand." Glasses of champagne? Do you know how many glasses are in four bottles?" "No I said seventy not seventeen."

Boot Factor:

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Everyone spews some time in their life, but Chairman M tries to keep it to a minimum. A natural hater of reversing processes, he reserves stomach purification for extreme situations like when he eats too many people's law school applications or thinks he can walk through walls.

Chug Ability:

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Give him a full boat and he's going to struggle against heavy hitters. Even with smaller amounts he's merely adequate. His true value comes in with his wiles and smarts. In the taps line, he's going to be the guy to build you back up after Baby Bird breaks you down and he'll be the first to recognize, "Hey guys, I don't think pulling our pants down has intimidated the other team."

Quarter Skills:

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Chairman M is like a fish in water during quarters. He's ruthless with the skills to back it up. Learning the game for the first time in Milwaukee , he was able to clink another rookies glass three consecutive times. The repeated beating forced the man to reverse chug and blow foam into his hands. "Next!"

Pong Ability:

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Being an East Coast gentleman's game, this Midwest kid didn't really discover the game until well after college. That hasn't stopped him from utter domination. Known for strapping weaker team members on his back and willing the team to victory, his only weakness is he craves the rollback so badly it causes his hand to shake and eyes to swell.

Beer Die/Guy Rating:

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In a failed attempt to drink 21 beers and 21 shots on his 21st birthday, the Chairman went standing unconscious, hitting his head on a TV, a table, and finally a soft tile floor. Three hours later, and mildly concussed, he arose to play a game of catch the middle of the three dice. His skills may have deteriorated, but his love of the game is something you can never lose.

Flip Ability:

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He gets mad if he wastes more than two flips and like a high performance auto, the more alcohol you put in, the better performance you get out.

Intangibles:

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The Chairman's a born leader. He's convinced people to start a new civilization in between cars at SIU with nothing but four Busch Lights, a piece of week old pizza, and some doughnuts. He's recklessly cut the pub crawl time of 30 minutes per bar to 5 minutes creating a dangerous bar dash event. And he's inspired people to whip their lifeless bodies down stairs with no regards for their own safety. So yeah, you might die drinking with the Chairman, but at least you'll have a good time.