Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Beer Olympics Power Rankings

Below are the current teams and their overall power rankings. Players have been rated in eight categories and then overall teams ranked based on the overall team score.

Click on a competitiors name to see their individual profile and category ratings. You will want to check back often as more teams enter for up to date overall power rankings.

Team Delicious
Chairman M
Trifecta
Tina
Nown
Baby Bird

Overall Score: 3.525

Team Englewood Jack
Chairman Horn
Mayor McCheese
Alaska
Mendoza
Jugs

Overall Score: TBD

Team Poop
Papa
Spence
Lushious
McGee
Squasi

Overall Score: TBD

Team Sizlak
Sammy
Sizlak
Tyson
Professor
Thug Life

Overall Score: TBD

Team Old Champaign
Terminator
Captain Ron
Dr. Dre
Tiff
Mystery Chick

Overall Score: TBD

Team Undergrad
Animal
The Dawg
Mr. Peepers
Secret Weapon
The Dude

Overall Score: TBD

Team Beer Muscles
Beerceps
Latisabeer Drunkguy
Esophachugus
Consumptious Maximus
Beerchugus Major

Overall Score: TBD

Team Rag Tag
Beer Girl
Goddo
Two Ply
Lusty
Donna
Overall Score: TBD

Other Profiles
Jones
Toby
Chuck Norris
Silver Bullet

posted by Chairman M at 7:42 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger Chairman M said...

There's a right way and a wrong way to ask to change your name. Whining and moaning isn't it. Welcome to Team Poop.

Second, you'll never find out anyone's true identity. We'll all be wearing masks, Eyes Wide Shut Style.

Third. No, someone will surely be injured early enough that the event will end before 8pm making Horn and I someone's prison bitch by 10.

Fourth, it's becoming appearant that we may not be able to profile everyone. I asked politely for everyone to get fatter and do stupid shit last month, but Tina was the only one to run with that one. If you haven't shamed yourself signifigantly, you've got 2 weeks left to impress Horn.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ApparENT. Sorry. Just had to chime in.

10:03 PM  

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