Halloween Around the Nation

Yay! People sent in their drunken Halloween pictures from around the nation. Unfortunately few of you sent me a good story about your night, so I'm just making most of these up. See if you can guess which stories are actually real.

CHAMPAIGN
Animal and Dawg from Team Undergrad put on a strong showing with Mario and Luigi costumes. Their goal was to become invincible with some Star Power, but when they failed to get drunk enough to break floating bricks in the air, their dream was shattered.

At least Luigi was able to pick up this smoking pregnant chick. When asked how she reacted to the news she replied, "I was so surprised!" Also let it be noted that Kam's turned up in these pictures. Based on past experience, I'm guessing that at least one hookup was ruined when a girl fell into the thin layer of Kam's scum. Quote drunk guy dressed as devil, "Ew, not going home with you tonite."

SCARY-OKE
What are these costumes? Here's my guess. Sexy Rainbow Bright, Sexy Evil Chick, Sexy Red Riding Hood, Ms. Orgasm Doctor. The Dr. proves that even people in McCheese's imaginary profession don't want to be with him.

The night sounds really fun. All was going well until McGee tried to give a rousing rendition of "It's Raining Men". At that point two transvestites came on stage and tried to grope her. That cued the group to leave for Nown's party, but not before McGee remarked, "You know we shouldn't have left. Those trannies were really nice. I could have scored!"

They picked up Foxy Cleopatra there. Her pic is posted purely for hair comparison to Tina's. Tina Simmons wins.

NEW YORK
This guy tried to go as Peyton Manning, but something was slightly off with his costume.

FIZZ
Trifecta continued his random tradition of boycotting Halloween. Why even go out, you ask? Trifecta needs alcohol to function. Much as you and I may hate Canadien Boxing day, we still eat on that day.

Nothing better than getting a 3 am phone call and recapping the night, but not when the call comes in and someone says, "Chairman you need to help us. The pirate took shotgun, has locked the window between front and back, and is biting the cab driver. You need to tell him to drink water from now on." Then muffled yelling and "Oh fuck, don't do that!" Then a hang up.

First off don't ever let a pirate into shotgun. Second, if someone is biting the driver of the cab that you are in don't worry about making that person drink water. Worry about stopping him from biting the fucking cab driver. All turned out well though, as the parties involved are still alive.

Happy Halloween!