This Guy Needs a Team

Chuck Shepard's News of the Weird, a good way to lose an hour reading bizarre stories, reports here that some team might think about upgrading with this guy.

"In September, police in Madison, Wis., said Milo G. Chamberlain's blood-alcohol content was .425, which experts said normally is attainable only by those either dead or in a coma, but he was picked up, quite conscious, allegedly causing a disturbance at a Marathon gas station, where he reportedly got into a fight with a gas pump before being restrained by passersby. Police said Chamberlain responded to each of their questions only by rattling off strings of numbers of no particular pattern. [Capital Times (Madison), 9-23-06]"

I once had to put a refrigerator in its place for talking shit to me. I feel like this guy and I could be close friends.