ICRS: Tina

Name: Tina
Age: 25
Height: 5' 9"
Preferred Drink: Busch Light
Training Grounds: Parts
Unknown
Overall ICRS: 3.0



Individual Competitive Score

Tolerance:
***
While his sheer tolerance for alcohol is not impressive on paper, Tina may be highly motivated in this area to prove to the rest of the drinking world that he doesn't sip beer like a "sissy girl."

Boot Factor:
*
Much like a battered orphan, Tina is tightly governed by the limits of his fragile stomach. On the bright side, his stomach is in good company as the rest of his organs are also frail and pathetic. It is said that when it comes to competitive drinking there are no guarantees. Our experiences have shown otherwise... Tina will boot come Nov. 24th.

Chug Ability:
*
The Buddha belly isn't fooling anyone. It would be quicker to start him on a drip IV.

Quarter Skills:
****
His speed and hand-eye coordination are on par with the rest of the field for the most part, but beware of his uncanny ability to call upon the Force and sink the "money" shot in retaliation when needed.

Pong Ability:
***
Nothing special to report on this one. He's better when he's focusing on the exact feel of the balls.

Beer Guy:
** (sober) / **** (really messed up)
You should be able to tell in the first Biz minutes whether or not he'll be a factor in this event. The die will either be under the TV set or in your cup.

Flip Ability:
*****
This is the event where he earns his back hair. Some say he's better with the flip than he is at tying his shoes. We're skeptical that's saying much however.

Intangibles:
***
On or off his game, Tina brings out the best in his teammates who take one look at him and realize they will have to carry the whole team. Assuming Tina is on his game, look for him to remove his shirt early and throw things at people until someone drops him like a small sack of potatoes. Chances are good he'll pass out in that very spot until the opening ceremonies of Beer Olympics 2007.