Mendoza is Disgruntled

Mendoza is pissed off. We don't know why, but she is. My theory is that she is psyching herself up for the Olympics a wee bit early. At this rate you better not screw with her on the 24th or she'll put a fist through your chest. Here's what she has to say:

"After reading the beer blog today, I was thinking that perhaps an age requirement should have been instated. No self respecting college graduate, nay- college student past their freshman year calls boat racing "flippy/flip cup." "Flippy cup" is left to those big-boob, airhead, h.s/college girls that played that game "only once", or so they say, and still have to be reminded of the rules. These youngn's and their lack of respect for the sport leaves me suspicious about their seriousness to play and ability to compete. Their girly-like demeanors have been exposed and I do not doubt their feeble tolerance will only leave us hoping they remember to clean up their puke."

Now I think what Mendoza is advocating is a big boobed bimbo ban not an age requirement.

Chairman Horn and I have discussed this extensively. While we are fierce opponents of the term "flippy cup", coming out of the mouth of a big boobed bimbo it sounds really cute and is actually pretty charming. Therefore we do not support the bimbo ban.

I would also like to point out that this further proves that girls hate other girls, even hypothetical ones that may or may not exist. If such rage can exist against imaginary women its a wonder that the WNBA can succeed, what with the requirement that five women have to work together at the same time. Actually this makes perfect sense. The only time women will work together is when they are working to defeat, harm, one up, or destroy another group of women. And they say men are competitive.