ICRS: Dr. Dre

Name: Dr. Dre
Age: 24
Height: 5' 3"
Preferred Drink: Goldschlager
Training Grounds: Champaign
Overall ICRS: 3.5



Individual Competitive Score

Tolerance:
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He may get drunk. He may say awkward stuff. He may even cause a girl to say, "I'd really like to go home with you tonight, but your friend Dre is creeping my friend out so much that we have to leave." But in any of those instances he'll just keep drinking and laughing, knowing that you're a big vagina for going to sleep at 3 am, while he keeps drinking alone until well after sun rise.

Boot Factor:
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You're about 200 times more likely to see his arms around a fat chick than around the toliet bowl. I'm not saying he hasn't ever vomited, it's just that there's too many hefty women around that Dre doesn't have time to spew.

Chug Ability:
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Dre has somewhat slimmed down from his peak chugging days and it remains to be seen whether he'll be more Takeru Kobayashi than Bill Gates. No stranger to the phrase "loosen your throat muscles", he himself may be a strong opponent, but when he continually offers this advice to his female teamates, it may creep them out enough to mutiny.

Quarter Skills:
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He's solid with the single shotglass, but with six gigs of video on the subject, I'm guessing his strong suit will be the money shot.

Pong Ability:
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Stubby arms and history of wrestling aside, this guy can actually get the job done. Using little arc, he prefers the downward toss, for devestatingly effective accuracy. His only weakness, an occasionally elbow over the line, is usually negated by his defense, "No it wasn't."

Beer Guy:
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Dre tried to get inducted into the Champaign Triumvarete of Beer Die, but it just wouldn't take. He knows how to play the game, but don't expect to be wowed by the flair and pizzazz he demonstrates in other games.

Flip Ability:
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When a younger girl he was hitting on dared say she was a better taps player than him he responded, "You think you can drink? You don't know anything. When you were riding the school bus to grade school, I was here. Drinking. At Kam's." As usual, he went home alone that night, but he had made his point.

Intangibles:
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This isn't a guy talking about "brushing off his drinking skills". He spent an extra year in college to stay sharp and even after moving to Chicago, not much changed. For most people the Beer Olympics will test the very limits of their drinking abilities. Dre just sees it as a "good opportunity to pre-party before going out later that night."